Monthly Archives: February 2012

So You Wanna Be A Published Author?

I read a lot about the publishing industry. Just like any other career, it pays to keep up with what folks in your field are saying. The majority of people not affiliated with a Big Six publisher are talking about how print is going away, how e-books are the wave of the future, yadda yadda. (I still like bound paper books, thank you.) Friends and acquaintances are asking me how I got my two books published. For posterity’s sake, if nothing else, I thought I’d share my two experiences thus far.

Book #1, Herbs: Medicinal, Magical, Marvelous!, is through a traditional publisher. I had no clue what needed to be done past the writing stage so knew I needed a traditional publisher for the first book. I submitted a query letter, they decided to accept and we agreed to a partnership. (Don’t bother trying to change the contract terms. They’ll just say ‘no’ and move on to the next author.) A partnership, I might add, where they do some work and take the lion’s share of the profits on all books I don’t personally sell. (I make approximately 75¢ on a $19.95 book or whatever Amazon/B&N have it listed for today.) The benefits? As far as I can see, the only one has been dealing with one person (my editor) through the entire process. I still had to approve the cover, correct galleys, etc., and most of the onus of marketing is on me.

When I finished book #2, A Green Witch’s Formulary, I thought if I was going to do the majority of the hard work marketing, I wanted a bigger share of the pie. I wanted this book to be print and e-book. After book #1, I knew what needed to be done to bring a book to market. I did my homework. I scoured hundreds of websites and did estimates of what each phase of publication was going to cost. A couple of friends suggested I look at what is now called “assisted self-publishing”. An old-fashioned but probably more appropriate term is “vanity publishing”.

I scoured those websites, too, and did calculations. My final choice was a package with a vanity publisher that cost $70 less than the total estimate if I did all the work myself … and that didn’t include my time lining up cover and interior designers, the printer, getting the ISBN and Library of Congress numbers, listing with booksellers, etc. I was also willing to pay money up front for someone to do all those things for me.

The upside: it took approximately 3 months from manuscript submission to market on #2 versus 15 months on #1.  I make more money on Amazon and such-like sales than my paltry royalties on #1. (I’d happily share approximately how much per book with you but I can’t access my royalty statement. See below.) When I had a wee problem with delivery, they hopped on it … as soon as I pitched a fit let them know there was a problem.

The downside: First, just like a traditional publisher, I have to recoup my pre-publication costs before I can make a profit. “Assisted self publishing” companies take your up-front money and they also take a share of the “profit” – the difference between the printing cost and sales price. It will be awhile before that bottom line turns from red to black.

Secondly, I have lost count of the number of people I’ve dealt with at this company, both during the production process and after publication. They have a “consultant” for virtually every phase. If I want to order more books, I have to call one person (and I think I’m on number three or four in that position in a six-month period) but a technical glitch with their website can’t be passed on by that person; I need to make another phone call. You know: “not my job”. (2 days later, after that second call, I’m still waiting for that technical glitch to be fixed.)

And then there’s the sales pitches both by phone and email for add-on services or asking if I need to order more books. I don’t want/need the add-on services and trust me, I’d be calling if I needed another supply of books. But I still get contacted about once a week.

I am entirely pleased with the final copy of both books – cover and interior designs are wonderful. Sales ain’t too bad, either, and I can’t see a difference in the marketing efforts of the traditional publisher vs. the “assisted” publisher. Book #3 is in the research phase. What will I do when that is ready for publication?

I’m not entirely sure. I am computer-literate enough to format an e-book on my own and upload it to sites such as Amazon, Barnes & Noble, and Smashwords. However, based on sales of #2 (#1 is not in e-book format due to the number of tables) and talking with people in my target market (very important people!), they want paper. I’ll be back to the cost to do it myself versus paying someone else decision. But I need to get it written, first! Then I’ll make my decision on costs versus time consumption.

Should you go traditional, assisted or totally self-published? That depends. Certainly, you want to be sure the final product has a professional look: editing, proofreading (one of my pet peeves), cover and interior design. If you feel you can do all that yourself well and have the time to shepherd your baby through the entire process, by all means, do it all yourself. If you want to hand the grunt work to someone else & are willing to pay for it, assisted may be for you (but be prepared for the hounding – I doubt this company is alone in wanting to up-sell you). If you’re not comfortable with any of it or don’t have the funds to front for publication, start submitting those query letters. Not to any of the Big Six (they pretty much have a “don’t call me, I’ll call you” attitude) but to one of the dozens of indie publishers out there who publish your particular genre.

Once you’re on the road to being a published author, remember that the majority of the marketing is up to you, regardless of the chosen path.

Good luck!

Taking a Chill Pill

Stress … everyone feels it to one extent or another.  Science knows that stress affects not only mental health but bodily health as well.  Long term stress can weaken your immune system, making you vulnerable to infections, heart disease, rheumatoid arthritis and a host of other problems.  Although they haven’t figured out exactly why, people experiencing chronic stress are more prone to viral infections.

Lately I’ve been feeling more stressed than usual, thanks to a family member. I thought I was dealing with it quite well until I picked up a cold. I don’t normally get the usual viruses that travel ’round so despite my routine for handling the stress of daily living, this was my wakeup call – things were getting out of hand.

There’s nothing I can do about this person in my family but I can do something about their influence on me.  The first thing I did was change the shielding on our house. My normal shields are to protect us from bad things – robbers, people with other bad intentions, things like that.  I didn’t think I had to protect us from a family member. So, I changed the spell so that any negative vibes and the person harboring them simply bypasses us.

The second thing I did was remember my word for 2010 – “Faith”. (See my blog post entitled “My Word!”) I have to have faith that everything will work itself out for the best and not dwell on things or try to force some issues.

The next thing I’m doing is using scent more often. There are scents that are calming to some neuroreceptors in the brain. Call me crazy but I’m not a fan of Lavender (which is the most widely used). Ylang Ylang really floats my boat, though.  I always feel calmer when I smell that so I’ve got candles & oil warmers throughout the house that have that essential oil in them.

The last thing I’m doing is have a cup of Lemon Balm tea each afternoon. Melissa officinalis is an antidepressant and a nervine (having a relaxing effect on the nervous system – in this case, the nerves associated with the circulatory system).  Not only is it tasty but it helps relax me from the stresses of the day. Interestingly enough, it’s also used in magical healing spells directed at folks with mental or nervous disorders.

If you’re feeling the effects of stress, try

1. Scent  find something that makes you limp as a dishrag when you smell it. Get some candles with that scent in them, use an oil warmer, a reed diffuser or a nebulizer to get that smell throughout your house.  (If you can, use it in your workplace, too.)

2. Nervine Tea Lemon Balm works for me but others you might try are Scullcap, Valerian (will probably put you to sleep), Wood Betony, St. John’s Wort, Chamomile, Vervain or Lavender.  A cup or two a day should do it.

3. Do a Healing Spell on yourself and your house if you practice magic.

Since I started all this, my cold is gone and instead of dragging myself work, I feel like I’ve got enough energy to tackle all the things piled up on my desk. My chill pill is working.

The Darker Side of Fairy Tales

I stole the blog title from a thread title on a forum. I’m shameless that way.

That particular thread tied in nicely with some research I’d recently read on baneful herbs. (I really am working on book number three in between tax returns.)

First, you have to remember that the Brothers Grimm didn’t write their tales, they collected them. These stories had been scaring kids for years before the Grimms published their first book in 1812. (Please read the Grimm versions, not the Disney ones. They’re not all happy & skippy, I promise.)

Remember SnowDrop (aka Snow White)? Her evil stepmother disguised herself as a farmer’s wife and delivered a poisoned apple. Snow took a bite of the apple, fell into a stupor & was kept in a glass coffin by the dwarfs, who thought her dead. She wasn’t revived until a prince kissed her.

That apple could very well have been inspired by what was known around Europe as the “Sleeping Apple”. It was “made with Opium, Mandrake, juice of Hemlock, seeds of Henbane; and adding a little musk to gain an easier reception from the smeller; these being made up into a ball, as big as a mans hand can hold, and often smelt to, gently close the eyes, and bind them with a deep sleep.” (Giambattista della Porta, Natural Magick, 1558.)

Such deep sleep could easily have happened handling those ingredients through transdermal intoxication. Imagine what would have happened taking a small bite of it!

And then there’s Briar Rose (aka Sleeping Beauty). She falls into a deep sleep after pricking her finger on a spindle.

In the sixteenth and seventeenth centuries (and going back to ancient Rome), poisoner was a profession! One of their weapons was the anello della morte (literally, “ring of the death”) or poison ring. These rings had a spike of some kind on them with a groove that held the poison. Clasp someone’s hand or simply manage to scratch the intended victim and the poison was delivered. In the 16th & 17th centuries, it was generally arsenic but Datura, Hemlock, Henbane, Mandrake and Opium were also favored. It’s not too difficult to make the leap from a ring with poisoned spikes to a pointy spindle and the deep sleep engendered by a properly prepared herbal potion.

(I’ve always wondered why Snow and Beauty didn’t die of dehydration or starvation before being awakened. Oh. My bad. It’s magic.)

So, there you have it. A couple of fairy tales possibly inspired by nasty herbs and even nastier people. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.