Where’s Fall?

fall-autumn-red-seasonDoesn’t this look inviting?

Here in the Southeastern US, we’re still sweltering. Usually by this time (second week in September) we’ve cooled off a little but the forecast isn’t looking good. I decided I’d try to find Fall.

*dials 1-800-MAN-ATUR*

“Thank you for calling Mother Nature’s Consortium. If you know your party’s extension, you may dial it at any time. For Winter, press 11. For Spring, press 12, for Summer, press 13. For Fall, press 14. For Rain, press 21. For Wind, press 22…”

*presses 14*

“I’m sorry … Fall … is not available. If you would like to leave a message, please press the pound key.”

*presses pound*

“I’m sorry, this mailbox is full. Please try again later.”

Maybe the Operator can find Fall.

*presses 0*

“I’m sorry, that extension is busy helping another customer. The current wait time is … four weeks. If you do not wish to hold, please try again later.”

I’ll keep trying and let you know if I find Fall.